posted 11-04-2004 08:45 AM         

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
lessons
or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse
immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic
pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. in terror, she grabs
for the horse's mane, but cannot seen to get a firm grip. She tries to
throw
her arms around the horses neck, but she slides down the side of the horse
anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its
slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to
leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her
foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the
horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and
over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away
from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Frank, the Walmart greeter,
sees her and unplugs the horse.

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