posted 10-10-2004 03:48 PM         

How do you tell if you've run out of invisible ink?

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?

If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, why practise?

Whose cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?

If swimming is so good for the figure, why are whales so fat?

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If all the world's a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Occasional tables - what are they the rest of the time?

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?

If it's true that we're here to help others, what are the others here
for?

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

When sign writers go on strike what is written on their picket signs?

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

If you are a complete pessimist, does it mean you are positively
negative?

Why do people say "you can't have your cake and eat it"? What use is
cake you can't eat?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?

If a stealth bomber crashed in a forest would it make a noise?

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

What do you plant to grow seedless watermelons?

Is there such a thing as a closet claustrophobic?

If a tin whistle is made of tin, what is a fog horn made of?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Do Australians call the rest of the world "Up Over"?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

How can there be self-help groups?

If quitters never win and winners never quit, who came up with the
phrase,"quit while you're ahead"?

If love is blind why is lingerie so popular?

Do all screwdrivers belong to Philip?

If you yelled at your plants instead of talking to them, would they
still grow but be troubled and insecure?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called the rush hour?

How come super glue doesn't stick to the tube?

If the opposite of pro is con, does that make congress the opposite of
progress?

Does killing time damage eternity?

Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?

Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

Why is there a "use by" date on sour cream?

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw burgers?

If a rabbits' foot is so lucky, what happened to the rest of the rabbit?

posted 10-10-2004 05:01 PM         

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