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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 |
posted 10-09-2004 09:13 AM
As we're getting into the football-season, thought these might be instructional: SOCIALIST FOOTBALL: After you score, the state takes half your points and redistributes them to the opposing team. COMMUNIST FOOTBALL: After you score, the state takes away all your points and gives you back what the Central Bureau of Points designates as appropriate (according to your needs). FASCIST FOOTBALL: After you score, the state takes away all your points and sells them back to you. NAZI FOOTBALL: After you score, the state takes away all your points and shoots your team. BUREAUCRATIC FOOTBALL: After you score, a tax of 80% will be imposed on the points. 10% of your points will be given to the scoring disadvantaged, 10% of the points will be given to the opposing team as an incentive "not to score," while 60% of the points will be used by the state for administration. CAPITALIST FOOTBALL: The Super Bowl -- Winner Takes All |
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