posted 10-08-2004 10:10 AM         

Lil Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was to give away, so
she had them out on the street corner with a sign "FREE KITTENS" next
to
them. Suddenly a long line of big black cars came up with a policeman
on
a motorcycle in front. The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out
from the biggest car. "Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the
box?", he asked. "Kittens," Lil Suzy says. "They're so small, their
eyes
are not even open yet." "What kind of kittens are they?" he asked.
"Democrats," says Lil Suzy. The tall man smiled, returned to his car
and
they drove away. Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. John Kerry
called his campaign manager and told him about the little girl and the
kittens. It was planned that they would return the next day, have all
the media there and tell everyone about these great kittens. The next
day, Lil Suzy is standing out on the corner with her box of kittens
with the "FREE KITTENS" sign and the big motorcade of black cars pulled
up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS, and CNN. Everyone
had their cameras ready and then, Sen. Kerry got out of his limo and
walked up to Lil Suzy. "Now don't be frightened," he said, "I just want
you to tell all these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're
giving away today. "Yes, sir," Suzy said, "they are all REPUBLICAN
kittens." Taken by surprise, Sen. Kerry said, "But yesterday, you told
me that they were DEMOCRATS." Lil Suzy says, "Yes, I know. But today,
they have their eyes open."

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