Posts: 4360
From: Mt. View, CA
Registered: JUL 2000

Sing along to the tune of "I Will Survive" when you read this:

At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on....

But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was ********, just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans!
Go on now go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out?
Don't you know we' re only joking when we say size doesn't count?!

(Chorus) I will survive! I will survive!
'cause as long as I have batteries, My sex life is gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive!. .Hey! Hey!

[ Verse II ]
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud!
But to hell with all your egos and to hell with all your needs
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multi-speed!

(Chorus) I will survive! I will survive!
'cause as long as I have batteries, My sex life is gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive!. . .Hey! Hey!

Posts: 4079
From: TORONTO,ONTARIO,CANADA
Registered: JUL 2002

posted 10-04-2004 10:47 AM         

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You should e-mail this to Weird Al Yankovic....he'd perform that really well....along with Eat it,Like a Sturgeon and the others!

This message has been edited by DR PROWLER on 10-04-2004 at 10:48 AM

Posts: 5359
From: San Jose Ca Santa Clara
Registered: JUL 2000

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