posted 10-04-2004 09:26 AM         

Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb
making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his
butt.

If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very
uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently
stuck in my butt." "I do not understand," said the other.

The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an
oil
lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American
flag
attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am
Uncle
Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."

I said, "No **** ?"

God Bless America

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