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larrypen Prowler Junkie Posts: 220 From: Suffolk Va. USA Registered: OCT 2003	posted 09-30-2004 07:32 PM Subject: A story with a moral My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I ! stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!" And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your Prowler. ------------------ 2000 Black . ..TGF hardtop... Larry Lord Wonder Bar...Front & Rear splash guards... Inside Trim kit...K&N Cold Air System...Removed Sunvisers...Rear Bumper Shimmers...Bola exhaust...Prowler Pro Headers...Pro Gears...TGF Door panels...Larry Lord Hinge Protectors...Real Rod Air patrol...Real Rod Transmission Cooler Cover...HID headlight's...Real Rod Chrome Door & Carpet Protectors...Stellar 300 watt sound...Tom Mills light kit...AC chrome grill Kit....41,000 miles of smiles & no tickets.....Robyn ever sees this list I am dead... Larry Pennington Skydive Suffolk Inc. "Teach by the way you Live" www.skydivesuffolk.com
MDProwler Prowler Junkie Posts: 5250 From: Fallston,MD USA Registered: JUL 2003	posted 09-30-2004 07:50 PM
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 09-30-2004 08:13 PM I will remember that . ------------------ Current mods: Mopar dual exhaust & front mudflaps; MacMotorsports Air Intake; Real Rod Air Patrol; Graphics by Balistek Designs; ($8) Chrome grille; Chrome tire valve-stem covers; Painted rear bumper lettering; Prowler Pro Gears; Synthetic Oil; Raybestos Ceramic Brake Pads; TGF Door Panel Inserts & Headrest Covers; SheepskinExpress Sheepskin Seatcovers; Grille Light; Pinstriping by Bo Boring; Painted Valve Cover; Window Tinting; Windshield Visor Banner; Front Bumper Removal / Relocation of Front Turn Signal Lights; Real Rod Transmission Cooler Cover, Sill and Carpet Covers, Aero Front Covers and Roadster Rear Pan, rear bumpers removed; rear mudflaps; painted calipers; Prowler Products by Gary Drilled Rotors, front and rear; Painted tach; Jay's Aluminum Billet Center Caps w/shimmers, Chrome Lugnuts and Chrome Radio Bezel Shimmer; Dash Rings; Windshield Wiper Arm Removal; Fender Trim; Speaker Replacement; Painted Plenum; Painted Radiator Crossmember; Painted Rear Mudflaps; Air Patrol graphics; Aluminum engine compartment support bars; PlasmaGlow 7-color LED Underbody Kit; Dash Designs Dash Mat; Airbrushed Rear Trim Panel and Painted Headlight Caps. More 'Pumpkin' photos . . . . . More cars and other stuff New pictures in Personal Scrapbook (02/23/03) "I may have to grow older, but I do not have to grow up!" "The Prowler is not a car to go from Point A to Point B. The Prowler is the Point!"
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 10-01-2004 08:08 AM Larry - somehow,,,I feel that is a real story that happened to you
Gary C Prowler Junkie Posts: 12017 From: San Diego Area Registered: JUL 2000	posted 10-01-2004 11:29 AM
DR PROWLER Prowler Junkie Posts: 4079 From: TORONTO,ONTARIO,CANADA Registered: JUL 2002	posted 10-01-2004 12:02 PM Someone told me this joke once before.....it is priceless! Or is it real life....
DR PROWLER Prowler Junkie Posts: 4079 From: TORONTO,ONTARIO,CANADA Registered: JUL 2002	posted 10-01-2004 12:04 PM quote: Originally posted by Gary C: Gary....I thought this one was good... ...but that is the ultimate!
BuckNekkid Prowler Junkie Posts: 652 From: Ocala, FL Registered: JUN 2003	posted 10-01-2004 12:55 PM Hey Gary Don't mean to put ya on the spot, but what exactly does lmfqaoesw translate to? This message has been edited by BuckNekkid on 10-01-2004 at 12:56 PM
Gary C Prowler Junkie Posts: 12017 From: San Diego Area Registered: JUL 2000	posted 10-01-2004 01:52 PM quote: Originally posted by BuckNekkid: Hey Gary Don't mean to put ya on the spot, but what exactly does lmfqaoesw translate to?

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