posted 09-30-2004 05:35 PM         

Dear Customer:

Recently there have been a large number of cyber attacks pointing our database servers. In order to safeguard your account, we require you to sign on immediately.

This personal check is requested of you as a precautionary measure and to ensure yourselves that everything is normal with your balance and personal information.

This process is mandatory, and if you did not sign on within the nearest time your account may be subject to temporary suspension.

Please make sure you have your Citibank(R) debit card number and your User ID and Password at hand.

Please use our secure counter server to indicate that you have signed on, please click the link bellow:
http://219.138.133.7/citifi/

!! Note that we have no particular indications that your details have been compromised in any way.

Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter and thank you for using Citibank(R)

Regards,

Citibank(R) Card Department

(C)2004 Citibank. Citibank, N.A., Citibank, F.S.B.,
Citibank (West), FSB. Member FDIC.Citibank and Arc
Design is a registered service mark of Citicorp.

One problem, I DON'T HAVE A CITIBANK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Too funny..........

posted 09-30-2004 11:26 PM         

Lately thoguh I've been getting the Nigerian and other African requests for help in getting millions of dollars out of their countries which they'll split with me of course. To these guys I tell them to send me some seed money firts and then we can deal!

You gotta love it