posted 09-28-2004 11:45 AM         

He jumps up and runs out in the hall, frantically searching for her doctor. He excitedly explains to the doctor what has happened - each time he touches her breasts, she responds with a definite moan. The doctor finds this both surprising and rather remarkable, and immediately determines an appropriate course of action. He tells the husband "Go back in there and fondle both breasts - enthusiastically - then come back and tell me what happens." The husband does what he's told, and comes back a few minutes later. "Doc! The more I fondle her, the more she responds!"

The doctor gets a serious look on his face. He tells the husband "Okay look. This is groundbreaking stuff here. Let's take it to the next level. Here's what I want you to do - go back into the room, close the blinds, and try oral sex. Then come back out here and let me know what happens."

So the man does as the doctor says - he disappears into her room, closes the door behind him, and pulls the blinds shut, while the doctor waits in the hallway.

5 or 6 minutes later he comes out of the room, white as a sheet, with tears rolling down his cheeks.

"She's dead." he whispers.

"She's dead? What happened?" asks the doctor.

"I don't know. I guess she choked...."

posted 09-28-2004 02:21 PM         

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posted 09-28-2004 07:07 PM         

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Originally posted by Bob Miller:
I don't understand?

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I'm not sure if I wanna try and explain it

posted 09-28-2004 07:17 PM         

quote:

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Originally posted by Bob Miller:
I don't understand?

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I've got pic's.If you need them of the original people.