posted 09-24-2004 09:08 AM         

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me
how
\great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how
it
\was supposed to function,but he said he'd look into it and get back to
me.

Husband #3 was from field services; he said
Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
order,
\he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but
wanted
\hree years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art
\method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew
how,

Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was
\never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I
him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

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