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wallygator310 Prowler Junkie Posts: 687 From: DeLand, FL USA Registered: JUN 2004	posted 09-12-2004 09:12 AM The Mafia Godfather bursts into the office of his former accountant, who is a deaf mute. The Godfather starts yelling at the accountant, "Where the hell is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The accountant does not answer. The accountant's secretary rushes in and reminds the Don that her boss is a deaf mute and cannot understand him,but she can interpret for him. The Godfather says, "Well ask him where my damn money is!" The secretary, using sign language, asks the accountant where's the 3 million dollars. The accountant signs back, "I don't know what you're talking about." The secretary interprets to the Godfather, "He doesn't know what you are talking about." The Godfather pulls out a 9 millimeter pistol, cocks it, and puts it to the accountant's temple, and says, "Ask him again... where's my damn money!" The secretary signs to the accountant, "He wants to know where it is!" The accountant signs back, "OK ! OK ! OK ! The money is hidden in a brown suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!" The Godfather says, "Well... what did he say?" The secretary interprets to the Godfather, "He says go to hell, and that you don't have the balls to pull the trigger." Subject: Time Changes Everything I used to have Saturday Night Fever... Now I just have Saturday Night hot flashes. Ever get the feeling your stuff strutted off without you? Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old... as long as she buys him a few drinks first. My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out. I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it. I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose some parts of my body are just prone to swinging. It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker. The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our breats. The bad news is they have to squat down first. These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief." I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for people my age.. But they haven't made one called "Buns of Putty." Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches. Don't let aging get you down... It's too hard to get back up!
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 09-12-2004 01:03 PM ------------------ Current mods: Mopar dual exhaust & front mudflaps; MacMotorsports Air Intake; Real Rod Air Patrol; Graphics by Balistek Designs; ($8) Chrome grille; Chrome tire valve-stem covers; Painted rear bumper lettering; Prowler Pro Gears; Synthetic Oil; Raybestos Ceramic Brake Pads; TGF Door Panel Inserts & Headrest Covers; SheepskinExpress Sheepskin Seatcovers; Grille Light; Pinstriping by Bo Boring; Painted Valve Cover; Window Tinting; Windshield Visor Banner; Front Bumper Removal / Relocation of Front Turn Signal Lights; Real Rod Transmission Cooler Cover, Sill and Carpet Covers, Aero Front Covers and Roadster Rear Pan, rear bumpers removed; rear mudflaps; painted calipers; Prowler Products by Gary Drilled Rotors, front and rear; Painted tach; Jay's Aluminum Billet Center Caps w/shimmers, Chrome Lugnuts and Chrome Radio Bezel Shimmer; Dash Rings; Windshield Wiper Arm Removal; Fender Trim; Speaker Replacement; Painted Plenum; Painted Radiator Crossmember; Painted Rear Mudflaps; Air Patrol graphics; Aluminum engine compartment support bars; PlasmaGlow 7-color LED Underbody Kit; Dash Designs Dash Mat; and Airbrushed Rear Trim Panel. More 'Pumpkin' photos . . . . . More cars and other stuff New pictures in Personal Scrapbook (02/23/03) "I may have to grow older, but I do not have to grow up!" "The Prowler is not a car to go from Point A to Point B. The Prowler is the Point!"
Orange unregistered Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 09-12-2004 01:40 PM

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