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Topic: For the golfers out there
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wallygator310
Prowler Junkie Posts: 687
From: DeLand, FL USA
Registered: JUN 2004
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posted 09-12-2004 08:22 AM
Top 10 Caddy comebacks10. Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy:" Think you can keep your head down that long?"
9. Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
8. Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
7. Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."
6. Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
5. Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy: It's not a watch - it's a compass."
4. Golfer: "How do you like my game? "
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
3. Golfer: "Do you think it is a sin to play on Sunday?"
Caddy: "The way you play sir, it's a sin to play on any day."
2. Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."
1. Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off sir."
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pumpkin
Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907
From: Las Cruces, NM, USA
Registered: DEC 2001
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posted 09-12-2004 08:33 AM
#5  ------------------
Current mods: Mopar dual exhaust & front mudflaps; MacMotorsports Air Intake;
Real Rod Air Patrol; Graphics by Balistek Designs; ($8) Chrome grille; Chrome
tire valve-stem covers; Painted rear bumper lettering; Prowler Pro Gears; Synthetic
Oil; Raybestos Ceramic Brake Pads; TGF Door Panel Inserts & Headrest Covers;
SheepskinExpress Sheepskin Seatcovers; Grille Light; Pinstriping by Bo Boring;
Painted Valve Cover; Window Tinting; Windshield Visor Banner; Front Bumper
Removal / Relocation of Front Turn Signal Lights; Real Rod Transmission Cooler
Cover, Sill and Carpet Covers, Aero Front Covers and Roadster Rear Pan, rear
bumpers removed; rear mudflaps; painted calipers; Prowler Products by Gary
Drilled Rotors, front and rear; Painted tach; Jay's Aluminum Billet Center Caps
w/shimmers, Chrome Lugnuts and Chrome Radio Bezel Shimmer; Dash Rings;
Windshield Wiper Arm Removal; Fender Trim; Speaker Replacement; Painted
Plenum; Painted Radiator Crossmember; Painted Rear Mudflaps; Air Patrol
graphics; Aluminum engine compartment support bars; PlasmaGlow 7-color LED
Underbody Kit; Dash Designs Dash Mat; and Airbrushed Rear Trim Panel. More 'Pumpkin' photos . . . . . More cars and other stuff New pictures in Personal Scrapbook (02/23/03)
"I may have to grow older, but I do not have to grow up!" "The Prowler is not a car to go from Point A to Point B. The Prowler is the Point!"
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Orange
unregistered Posts: 7907
From: Las Cruces, NM, USA
Registered: DEC 2001
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posted 09-12-2004 01:42 PM
#4 & #6!
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ProwlinNM
Prowler Junkie Posts: 175
From: Albuquerque, NM, USA
Registered: DEC 2001
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posted 09-12-2004 06:03 PM
10 and 9 are definitely me....
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