posted 08-31-2004 04:09 PM         

David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he goes home with some guy and makes love with him for money. "

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some other work while she took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "He works for the Democratic National Committee to elect John Kerry, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids..."

posted 08-31-2004 05:19 PM         

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Originally posted by butchcee:
My Dad worked on a fishing boat. He worked his way up from a deck hand to a full time mate and used to bait hooks for the major fishing tournaments. He was a master baitor.

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posted 08-31-2004 05:33 PM         

A popular barbershop just had a new robotic barber installed.

A fellow came in for a haircut and as the robot began to cut his hair it asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "130."

So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on. The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."

Later, another gent came in for a haircut and the robot asked him as it began the haircut, "What's your IQ?"

The man responded, "100."

So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is way cool."

Later on, a third guy came in to the barbershop. As with the others, the robot barber asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "70."

The robot then said, "So, I understand you Democrats are really excited about John Kerry!"