Note: This is an archived topic. It is read-only.
  ProwlerOnline, Plymouth/Chrysler Prowler Discussion Forum
  Off Topic
  Church Feud (Page 2)

UBBFriend: Email This Page to Someone!

profile | register | preferences | faq | search


This topic is 2 pages long:   1  2 
This topic was originally posted in this forum: Tires, Rims Discusssion
Author Topic:   Church Feud
Bcoffman Gray Ghost
Prowler Junkie

Posts: 2418
From: Marshall,Mo.65340
Registered: DEC 2002

posted 08-30-2004 03:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bcoffman Gray Ghost     
There was a feud between the Pastor and the Choir Director of a Church.

It seems the first hint of trouble came when the Pastor preached on

"Dedicating Yourselves to Service" and the Choir Director chose to

sing: "I Shall Not Be Moved".

Trying to believe it was a coincidence, the Pastor put the incident behind

him. The next Sunday he preached on "Giving." Afterwards, the choir

squirmed as the director led them in the hymn: "Jesus Paid It All".

By this time, the Pastor was losing his temper. Sunday morning attendance

swelled as the tension between the two built. A large crowd showed up the

next week to hear his sermon on "The Sin of Gossiping." Would you believe

the Choir Director selected the song: "I Love To Tell The Story"?

There was no turning back. The following Sunday the Pastor told the

congregation that unless something changed, he was considering resignation.

The entire church gasped when the Choir Director led them in: "Why Not Tonight"?

Truthfully, no one was surprised when the Pastor resigned a week later, explaining

that Jesus had led him there and Jesus was leading him away. The Choir Director

could not resist: "What A Friend We Have In Jesus."



SirReal
Prowler Junkie

Posts: 3332
From: Burtonsville,Md Good ole U.S.A
Registered: MAR 2003

posted 08-30-2004 07:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SirReal     
...and then the new preacher came and his first service was about the evils of alcohol and how he was going to take action and break into all of the stores that sold alcohol and take every bit of alcohol in the county and dump it all in the river behind the church. As soon as the sermon was finished the choir stood and sang "Shall We Gather at the River"


dpena
Administrating Kat

Posts: 5359
From: San Jose Ca Santa Clara
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 10-06-2004 01:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for dpena     


This topic is 2 pages long:   1  2 

All times are CT (US)

This is an ARCHIVED topic. You may not reply to it!
Hop to:

Contact Us | Prowler Online Homepage

All material contained herein, Copyright 2000 - 2012 ProwlerOnline.com
E-Innovations, LP

POA Terms of Service

Powered by Infopop www.infopop.com © 2000
Ultimate Bulletin Board 5.45c