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From: Sweet Home Northern Bama, USA
Registered: JUL 2004

posted 08-18-2004 02:36 PM         

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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petro station in
a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, who obviously
knows nothing about golf and completely unaware of Tiger's identity, greets him
in a typical Irish manner.
"Top of the mornin' to ya, sir," says the attendant. Tiger, who is familiar
with Irish custom, responds with, "And the rest of the day to you, sir!"

He gives a quick nod and bends forward to pick up the nozzle of the gasoline
hose. As he does so, two golf tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the
ground.

"What are those?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees," replies Tiger.

"And what on the good earth are they fer?" inquires the Irishman. "They're
for resting my balls on when I'm driving," says Tiger.

"Feckin Jaysus," says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything!"

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From: St. Louis, MO
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posted 08-19-2004 09:50 AM         

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Very Funny

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From: Dallas, TX
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posted 08-21-2004 12:00 AM         

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ok you got me!!

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