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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 08-09-2004 10:31 AM A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies: 1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before." 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" 3. "Can you hear me NOW?" 4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" 5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married." 6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" 7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...." 8. "Hey!! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" 9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!" 10. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." and. THE best one ... 11. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?" ------------------ Current mods: Mopar dual exhaust & front mudflaps; MacMotorsports Air Intake; Real Rod Air Patrol; Graphics by Balistek Designs; ($8) Chrome grille; Chrome tire valve-stem covers; Painted rear bumper lettering; Prowler Pro Gears; Synthetic Oil; Raybestos Ceramic Brake Pads; TGF Door Panel Inserts & Headrest Covers; SheepskinExpress Sheepskin Seatcovers; Grille Light; Pinstriping by Bo Boring; Painted Valve Cover; Window Tinting; Windshield Visor Banner; Front Bumper Removal / Relocation of Front Turn Signal Lights; Real Rod Transmission Cooler Cover, Sill and Carper Covers, Aero Front Covers and Roadster Rear Pan, rear bumpers removed; rear mudflaps; painted calipers; Prowler Products by Gary Drilled Rotors, front and rear; Painted tach; Jay's Aluminum Billet Center Caps w/shimmers, Chrome Lugnuts and Chrome Radio Bezel Shimmer; Dash Rings; Windshield Wiper Arm Removal; Fender Trim; Speaker Replacement; Painted Plenum; Painted Radiator Crossmember; Painted Rear Mudflaps; Air Patrol graphics; Aluminum engine compartment support bars; PlasmaGlow 7-color LED Underbody Kit; Dash Designs Dash Mat; and Airbrushed Rear Trim Panel. More 'Pumpkin' photos . . . . . More cars and other stuff New pictures in Personal Scrapbook (02/23/03) "I may have to grow older, but I do not have to grow up!" "The Prowler is not a car to go from Point A to Point B. The Prowler is the Point!"
SirReal Prowler Junkie Posts: 3332 From: Burtonsville,Md Good ole U.S.A Registered: MAR 2003	posted 08-09-2004 04:16 PM
DR PROWLER Prowler Junkie Posts: 4079 From: TORONTO,ONTARIO,CANADA Registered: JUL 2002	posted 08-09-2004 04:21 PM It's nice to see people consider colonoscopy such a serious matter.....I think these are priceless... ------------------
David Veu Casovic Prowler Junkie Posts: 2166 From: Mich Registered: SEP 2003	posted 08-09-2004 04:41 PM
Stone Cold Prowler Junkie Posts: 28 From: Sachse Tx. USA Registered: JUN 2004	posted 08-09-2004 09:53 PM That was toooo funny.
ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000	posted 08-09-2004 10:22 PM I still find the entire topic offensive. (Mainly because I am way overdue to call the proctologist for my 5 year colonoscopy) and I wish you would drop the subject. lol.
01Prowler Prowler Junkie Posts: 5068 From: Dallas, TX Registered: OCT 2012	posted 08-09-2004 10:45 PM You mean you don't enjoy that Ed???? This message has been edited by 01Prowler on 08-09-2004 at 10:47 PM
01Prowler Prowler Junkie Posts: 5068 From: Dallas, TX Registered: OCT 2012	posted 08-09-2004 10:47 PM quote: Originally posted by DR PROWLER: It's nice to see people consider colonoscopy such a serious matter.....I think these are priceless... Roman, I thought you were a proctologist..???
cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 From: Dallas, TX Registered: NOV 2000	posted 08-09-2004 10:59 PM quote: Originally posted by ed monahan: I still find the entire topic offensive. (Mainly because I am way overdue to call the proctologist for my 5 year colonoscopy) and I wish you would drop the subject. lol. 7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...." ------------------
idive Prowler Junkie Posts: 8483 From: Texas USA Registered: APR 2003	posted 08-09-2004 11:48 PM quote: Originally posted by ed monahan: I still find the entire topic offensive. (Mainly because I am way overdue to call the proctologist for my 5 year colonoscopy) and I wish you would drop the subject so I could bend over and pick it up. lol. Good one, pumpkin!
cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 From: Dallas, TX Registered: NOV 2000	posted 08-09-2004 11:51 PM latest trailer to this movie... http://www.dpena.com/movies/Reviews.wmv ------------------
GenoTex Prowler Junkie Posts: 8492 From: Oakfield, WI, USA Registered: MAR 2002	posted 08-10-2004 02:29 AM Ed..........NO Problem.. and great timing on your part too! Woodward's coming up soon... perhaps a few of us could help you out? Think of all the $$$$ you'd save too... then you could even afford a mod or two! "I got a free colonoscopy AND a new flame job!"
Randy Cobb Prowler Junkie Posts: 4070 From: Greensboro, NC Registered: JUL 2002	posted 08-10-2004 09:50 AM Had my first one a couple of months ago. Not a lot of fun, but not so bad once you check your modesty at the door! ------------------

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