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GenoTex Prowler Junkie Posts: 8492 |
posted 07-21-2004 12:55 PM
The founder of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "You've been a good man and your Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." God recognized Arthur and commented, "So you were the one who invented Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..." |
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 |
posted 07-21-2004 01:27 PM
A lot of truth, very funny. ------------------ More 'Pumpkin' photos . . . . . More cars and other stuff New pictures in Personal Scrapbook (02/23/03) "The Prowler is not a car to go from Point A to Point B. The Prowler is the Point!" |
GenoTex Prowler Junkie Posts: 8492 |
posted 07-21-2004 11:05 PM
A young wife in Kentucky confronts her husband at the door, toe tappin'. "Well, now that we have this Internet thingy, I KNOW the truth about you. You're a pedophile!" "Whoa, now," he replies..... "that's an awfully big word for a 12-year old"!
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CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 |
posted 07-21-2004 11:59 PM
Gene..........that's bad...... |
idive Prowler Junkie Posts: 8483 |
posted 07-22-2004 01:48 AM
Three nuns died in a car wreck and were met at the pearly gates and told that as they died prematurely, God would grant each of them 1 free wish. The first nun said she was a virgin and had always wanted to spend a night with Brad Pitt. *POOF* The 2nd nun stated that she too was a virgin, and had always wanted to spend a night with Mel Gibson. *POOF* Then the 3rd nun eagerly explained that she too, died a virgin and would really like to spend 1 night with idive. St. Peter looked perplexed. "Idive? Who is this idive?" The nun shrugged her shoulders and said, "I don't know, but all my life, all I keep hearing people say, 'F*** idive! F*** idive!' |
YellowFever unregistered Posts: 8483 |
posted 07-22-2004 05:57 PM
A catholic bishop, a lutheran minister, and a revival preacher all die and go to heaven. At the pearly gates, St. Peter asks each the same question. "Have you been celebate and faithful to the cross your whole life?" The catholic bishop answers, "Yes, I have devoted my entire life to God!" St. Peter rewards him with a gold Cadillac and he enters. The Lutheran minster says, "Well, there was this young girl about 20 years ago but, I've been faithful ever since!" St. Peter rewards him with a gold Cavalier and he too enters. The revival preacher says, "Shoot, you got me there. I must have had sex with 20,000 women. Is it too late to say I'm sorry?" Well says St. Peter, you have been a man of the cloth over the years and you are truly sorry...So he rewards him with a gold tricycle and off he goes into heaven. Driving down the highway in heaven, the bishop and the minister both pass the preacher and pull their cars off to the side of the road. "I don't get it" asks the minister, "We have both been richly rewarded for being loyal with a gold Cadillac and a gold Cavalier and you only have a gold tricycle. So why the big smile on your face???" |
Marty Usher Prowler Junkie Posts: 13833 |
posted 07-22-2004 10:21 PM
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Notice I skipped making any commnents about Geno's post. I may be from Kentucky and got married while Inwas still in school, but I wasn't the POA member that married my step sister! ------------------ |
idive Prowler Junkie Posts: 8483 |
posted 07-22-2004 11:50 PM
quote: Yea, yea... I heard all about it |
GenoTex Prowler Junkie Posts: 8492 |
posted 07-26-2004 11:54 PM
nice two-step Marty... and all this time I thought that was a Texas dance! LOL |
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