posted 07-21-2004 12:43 PM         

Here are the top ten comments made by sports commentators that they
would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator at the women's Olympic Snatch and Jerk
>Event:
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning
during
her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely
horse
and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her
mother."

3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly
unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to
the

4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially
my
mother and father."

5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and
even
some deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious."

6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think
we
can expect the same thing again."
7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition
doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah, isn't that
nice,
the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the cox of the Oxford
crew."

9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian Dicks is everywhere.
It's
like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is
playing
so well is that before each final round, his wife takes out his
balls
and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said? !"

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