Posts: 2418
From: Marshall,Mo.65340
Registered: DEC 2002

posted 07-16-2004 08:39 PM         

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A golfer asked his friend, "Why are you so late?"
The friend replied, "It's Sunday. I had to toss a coin
between going to church or playing golf and it took
25 tosses to get it right!"
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A gushy reporter told Jack Nicklaus, "You are spectacular, and your
name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your
way around the course What's your secret?"

Nicklaus replied, "The holes are numbered".
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A young man and a priest are playing together. At a short par-3 the
priest asks, "What are you going to use on this hole, my son?" The
young man says, "An 8-iron, father. How about you?" The priest says,
"I'm going to hit a soft seven and pray." The young man hits his
8-iron and puts the ball on the green. The priest tops his 7-iron and
dribbles the ball out a few yards. The young man says, "I don't know about you
father, but in my church when we pray, we keep our head down."
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Mulligan:

An American went to Scotland and played golf with a newly acquainted
Scottish golfer. After a bad tee shot, he played a "Mulligan" which
was an extremely good one. He then asked the Scot, "What do you call
a Mulligan in Scotland?" "We call it hitting 3."
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Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody
5-iron standing over a lifeless man. The detective asks, "Ma'am, is
that your husband?" "Yes," says the woman. "Did you hit him with
that golf club?" "Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, drops the
club, and puts her hands on her face. "How many times did you hit him?"
"I don't know, five, six, maybe seven times...just put me down for a
five."

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