posted 07-15-2004 04:54 PM         

A couple in their seventies are having problems remembering things, so
they decide to the go the doctor for a
checkup. The doctor tells them that they are physically okay, but they
might want to start writing things down to help
them remember.

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his
chair.
His wife asks, "Where are you going?"
"To the kitchen," he replies. She asks, "Will you get me a bowl of ice
cream?" The husband says, "Sure."

She gently reminds him, "Don't you think you should write it down so
you
can remember it?" He says, "No, I can
remember that!"
She then says, "Well, I'd like some strawberries on top! You'd better
write it down 'cause I know you'll forget it."

He says, "I can remember that! You want a bowl of ice cream with
strawberries."
She adds, "I'd also like whipped cream. Now I'm certain you'll forget
that, so you'd better write it down."

Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down. I can remember
that.
Ice cream with strawberries and whipped
cream," he grumbles on his way into the kitchen.

After about 20 minutes the old man returns from the kitchen and hands
his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.

She stares at the plate for a moment and says, "Where's my toast?"

posted 07-15-2004 05:30 PM         

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