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idive Prowler Junkie Posts: 8483 From: Texas USA Registered: APR 2003	posted 07-11-2004 01:57 AM You may not know that many non-living things have a gender; For example... 1) Ziploc Bags - They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers - They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. 3) Tire - Male, because it goes bald and it's often over inflated. 4) Hot Air Balloon - Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. 5) Sponges - Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. 6) Web Page - Female, because it's always getting hit on. 7) Subway - Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. 8) Hourglass - Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. 9) Hammer - Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. 10) Remote Control - Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 07-11-2004 02:16 AM Mikey - # 8 and 10 are my favorites. Lethia likes # 3.
David Veu Casovic Prowler Junkie Posts: 2166 From: Mich Registered: SEP 2003	posted 07-11-2004 05:10 AM All of them ae good.
David Veu Casovic Prowler Junkie Posts: 2166 From: Mich Registered: SEP 2003	posted 07-11-2004 05:13 AM All of them are good. For got before R.
akadvs1 Prowler Junkie Posts: 385 From: Warren, Michigan, USA Registered: JUL 2002	posted 07-11-2004 12:29 PM This is good, I will have to pass this onto others!
CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 07-11-2004 10:23 PM How true, how true!
DR PROWLER Prowler Junkie Posts: 4079 From: TORONTO,ONTARIO,CANADA Registered: JUL 2002	posted 07-12-2004 08:40 AM Great stuff!
sam771 unregistered Posts: 4079 From: TORONTO,ONTARIO,CANADA Registered: JUL 2002	posted 07-12-2004 03:34 PM All of them are grat, the best one is # 2.

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