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Chromer
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posted 07-09-2004 08:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Chromer     
Women's Best E-mail of the Year:

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.

God, in His infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.

He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank , went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, pay the bills and balance the cheque book.

He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

Then it was already 1:00 p.m. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.

Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out biscuits and milk and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 p.m. he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and prepared vegetables for supper.

After supper he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.

At 9:00 p.m. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,

"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in His infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.

Now scroll down

you'll just have to wait nine months, though.

You got pregnant last night."

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cnote6
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posted 07-10-2004 12:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for cnote6     
Christy is 12 weeks and Please HELP!!!!


ALLEY CAT
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posted 07-10-2004 10:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ALLEY CAT     
Well,,,,I'm going to catch hell for this one.

I always wondered why women complain about the delivery,,,,,,,,,they don't complain during conception.

cnote6
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posted 07-10-2004 10:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for cnote6     
Here is a picture of Christy...


Christy


GenoTex
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posted 07-10-2004 11:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for GenoTex     
Good one Chris! Made ME look... at least I'll admit it! LOL


pumpkin
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posted 07-10-2004 05:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     
quote:
Originally posted by ALLEY CAT:
Well,,,,I'm going to catch hell for this one.

I always wondered why women complain about the delivery,,,,,,,,,they don't complain during conception.


This is Pat., maybe the reason is, it goes in small and comes out big.

This message has been edited by pumpkin on 07-10-2004 at 05:20 PM

CJ
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posted 07-11-2004 12:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for CJ     
quote:
I always wondered why women complain about the delivery,,,,,,,,,they don't complain during conception

Who says they don't?

WILD THING
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posted 07-11-2004 09:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for WILD THING     
wow christy looks BIG


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