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Topic:   Smart Old Man

Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 From: Marshall,Mo.65340 Registered: DEC 2002

posted 07-09-2004 02:46 PM          Subject: Smart Old Man Ed, a 70-year-old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful, very sexy 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm. She hangs on Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all envious. They corner him and ask, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?" Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!" They're knocked over, but continue to ask. "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?" Bob says, "I lied about my age." His friends are fascinated, "What do you mean? Did you tell her you were only 50?" Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."

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