posted 07-05-2004 11:46 AM         

Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his new
Mercedes into an Irish gas station. An attendant greets him in typical
Irish
manner, unaware who the golf pro is... "Top o' the mornin to ya." As
Tiger
gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket.
"So what are those things, laddie?" asks the attendant. "They're
called
tees," replied Tiger. "And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?"
inquired
the Irishman. "Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive,"
replies
Tiger. "Aw, Jesus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaimed the Irish attendant.
"Those
fellas at Mercedes think of everything!"

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