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ALLEY CAT
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posted 07-05-2004 08:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ALLEY CAT     
>Upcoming 2004 Democratic convention agenda !
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>6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony.
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>6:05 p.m. - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton
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>6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.
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>6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
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>7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France.
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>7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
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>7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany.
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>7:45 p.m. - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)
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>8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
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>8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
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>9:00 p.m. - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples)
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>9:30.p.m. - * Intermission *
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>10:00.p.m. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
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>10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
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>10:20.p.m. - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
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>10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
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>10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
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>10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
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>11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and same sex). Rep. Barney Frank (D,Mass.), Sponsor
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>11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
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>11:30 p.m. - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
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>11:59 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
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>12:00 p.m. - Nomination of democratic candidate.
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>Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home from the convention ?



rsterling78
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posted 07-05-2004 09:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for rsterling78     
UPDATE:

Time permitting, the convention will also unveil the new driver's licenses for illegal aliens.

NOTE: In order to capture the Hispanic vote, this may be repeated at the Republican National Convention.

butchcee
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posted 07-05-2004 10:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for butchcee     
The old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a Democrat. Get me a change of registration form." "You can do it", the lawyer said, "But why? You'll be dead soon, why do you want to become a Democrat?" "That's my business! Get me the form!"


Four days later, the old man got his registration changed. His lawyer was at his bedside making sure his bill would be paid. Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing, and it was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the lawyer leaned over and said, "Please, before it's too late, tell me why you wanted to become a Democrat so badly before you died?" In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said: "One less Democrat".




Scotty
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posted 07-05-2004 11:02 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Scotty     
I'm thinking about moving to Mexico and then swimming back ... it is a mucho better deal than just staying here.


YELLER CAT
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posted 07-05-2004 02:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for YELLER CAT     
The Honorable Alley Kat...

What's the agenda update for Jane Fonda with regards to this convention?

Respectfully, Jay

cnote6
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posted 07-05-2004 05:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for cnote6     


butchcee
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posted 07-05-2004 06:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for butchcee     


01Prowler
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posted 07-05-2004 11:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 01Prowler     


dpena
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posted 07-05-2004 11:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for dpena     
Hey Ron,

You are the second person in the whole POA that has figured out how to post flash....

I have only seen me, BatCliff and yourself post flash...

I like this one...

Later...

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