posted 06-29-2004 05:23 PM         

He then asked how her friend Mary, who was attending the same college, was doing. She replied that she was barely getting by. She had a 2.0 GPA, never studied, was very popular on campus and was at parties all the time. She often wouldn't show up for classes because she was hung over.

He then asked his daughter why she didn't go to the Dean's office and ask why she couldn't take 1.0 off her 4.0 and give it to her friend who only had a 2.0. That way they would both have a 3.0 GPA.

The daughter fired back and said "That wouldn't be fair, I worked really hard for mine and my friend has done nothing."

posted 06-29-2004 05:36 PM         

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Real Rod Air Patrol; Graphics by Balistek Designs; ($8) Chrome grille; Chrome
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posted 06-29-2004 11:39 PM         

An old man is sitting at a bus stop. A young man of about 25 or so walks up, sits down on the bench, and starts reading a newspaper article about the upcoming presidential election.

Noticing what the young man is reading, the old man asks, "So, are you a Democrat or a Republican?"

"I'm a Republican," the young man cheerfully responds.

The old man becomes indignant. "Why in hell would anyone want to be a Republican? I've been a card-carrying Democrat all my life! What would cause a bright young man like yourself to be a Republican?"

The young man thinks a moment and answers, "Well, my dad was a Republican, and his dad before him was a Republican."

The old man sniffs and says, "Well if your dad had been a monkey, and his dad before him had been a monkey, would that make you a monkey, too?"