posted 06-29-2004 04:06 PM         

Subject: Today's Lesson
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but
amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After
they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.That's
interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing
left,
but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be
friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this
must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely
God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she
hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it
and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman
takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back
to
the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever and evil.
Don't mess with them.

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