Posts: 33595
From: Cincinnati, OH
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 06-26-2004 03:12 AM         

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A man walked into a bar near Lexington, KY and ordered a beer just as former President Clinton appeared on the television. After a few sips, he looked up at the television and mumbled, "Now, there's the biggest horse's *** I've ever seen."

A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and decked him.

A few minutes later, as the man was finishing his beer, Hillary Clinton appeared on the television. "She's a horse's *** too," the man said.

This time, a customer at the other end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him and knocked him flat.

The man said, climbing back up to the bar, "This must be Clinton country!"
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>"Nope," the bartender replied, "you're in HORSE country."

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From: Lake Ariel, Pa.
Registered: SEP 2000

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