posted 06-17-2004 03:11 PM         

Blondes! Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a
> drive-in movie? They went to see "Closed for the Winter."

> *************** Why did the blonde resolve to have only 3 children? She
> heard that 1 out of every 4 children born in the world was Chinese.

> *************** A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night
> with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the
> emergency room doctor asked her. "Well, I was trying to commit suicide,"
> the blonde replied. "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit
> suicide by shooting your finger off?" "No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First
> I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these
> breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest." "So then?" asked
> the doctor. "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid
> $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the
> mouth." "So then?" "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is
> going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I
> pulled the trigger."

> ***************** Did you hear about the near-tragedy at the mall? There
> was a power outage, and twelve blondes were stuck on the escalators for
> over four hours.

> ***************** A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in
> a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day
> she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so
> he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the
> tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde
> went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her
> tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing
> happen. Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you
> doing? The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to
> blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. The
> roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Uh, like hello! You need to roll up
> the windows first."

posted 06-17-2004 04:07 PM         

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