posted 06-17-2004 10:29 AM         

PROOF THAT THE WORLD IS NUTS!

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but
the animals must be female. Having sexual
relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals,
but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the
examination.
He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This
also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be
covered with a brick or piece of wood at ! all times.
(A brick??)

The penalty for ************ in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than "going blind!")

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege
of having
sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly
forbidden
for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the
world that even comes close to to this)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover,
on the other hand, may be
killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England ! - but only in
tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and
the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness
the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this
law?)

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine
only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on
the
premises."
(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hummm....I won't touch THAT one!)

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its
own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...? -- did the govt. pay for this
research??)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too)

And, the best for last..... Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(Do you think they have bad breath?)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will be selling my Prowler and Move To Guam, for my new job. Thanks POA for everything. AC I need a helper.

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graphics.

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New pictures in Personal Scrapbook (02/23/03)

"I may have to grow older, but I do not have to grow up!"

quote:

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Originally posted by pumpkin:

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege
of having
sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly
forbidden
for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the
world that even comes close to to this)

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That settles it then, I'm dropping out of law school and moving to Guam.