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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000	posted 06-14-2004 01:41 AM Number 6. If Texas is so big and there is so much land, why don't they double the length of the entrance and exit ramps on the Interstate to 20 feet" This was uttered by two different people, Jerry Scholten (and me) at different times. When I said it, Marcia said that Jerry had said the same thing earlier. Number 5. "In my next life I don't want to come back as his girlfriend or wife. I want to come back as his car so he will pay a little attention to me". This one will remain anonymous. Number 4. "$ 121" During the auction of the model "High Voltage Blue" Prowler. This bid was given by Kristian, Age 6 (?), Tami and Ken Fischer's son. He walked right past me after someone bid $ 120 and said "121". Tami grabbed him and lifted him off the ground by his lips, I think. lol. Number 3. "Don't worry Ed, the road feels rougher than it really is." The immortal words of Pauley "YOGI" Hines as he lead us on a beautiful side trip. It was very scenic and almost wide enough for two cars to pass, winding, and crossed 7 creeks, including one road that was closed for high water. We never went over 100 MPH. We did do 100, but not one MPH over it. It was still worth it and we were glad we went along. Number 2. "We will be at the track before the group." See number 3. We arrived slightly after them. AGAIN, no regrets, it was fun. Number 1. Judy's mom told me that "The house is really mine" and she was letting Mike and Judy stay with her until Mike found a decent job. He has been out of work for quite awhile and she is helping them get through the rough financial period. She wishes Mike would just get a regular job in a factory instead of this pipe dream of being a business man, so he could support his family. lol This message has been edited by ed monahan on 06-14-2004 at 01:46 AM
JKrehel Prowler Junkie Posts: 688 From: United States Registered: OCT 2000	posted 06-14-2004 02:59 AM
RADCAT RICH Prowler Junkie Posts: 2388 From: SUGAR LAND, TX. USA Registered: DEC 2003	posted 06-14-2004 07:50 AM cute ed!, and it was a pleasure to meet you at the bbq -RADCAT RICH.
pauley Prowler Junkie Posts: 431 From: South T E X A S , U . S . A . Registered: JUL 2000	posted 06-14-2004 08:45 AM The best one that I wish Dan would have had his video on was from Gary E. ...in his guffly kinda low concerned voice...while trying to drive my car with Dan taking pictures in a rain storm and row up the kinda broke drivers window at the same time while Dan was trying to hold the top closed where the little hook things at the top of the wind shield are broke......... . . ............ "Sonn of aa Bitcch "......
DR PROWLER Prowler Junkie Posts: 4079 From: TORONTO,ONTARIO,CANADA Registered: JUL 2002	posted 06-14-2004 09:23 AM After an exhausting plane ride tuesday night I take a cab To Chris'house with the directions he gave me. You have to picture this-pouring rain,45 minute cab ride with an Ethiopian driver whose English is just partial...finally get there,he starts unloading my suitcase...I look at the house(I've never been there before)and notice a name in the front that says Smith.By this time,I figure of all things he's taken me to the wrong house,probably the wrong part of town altogether.Trying to get Chris on the phone but can't get an answer...the last thing I want to do is go into the Smiths'backyard looking for my ride. Finally the driver says to me...Sir,I think Smith might mean Smith Security,not Smith the owner of the house. I haven't felt so stupid in my life.....I look over and see that the neighbor has Smith on the front as well... I guess it helps a lot being from Canada sometimes! ------------------
pauley Prowler Junkie Posts: 431 From: South T E X A S , U . S . A . Registered: JUL 2000	posted 06-14-2004 10:06 AM and then there is the one from Dan who asked what those big pipes were coming out of the lake and up the hill.....I told him they were for the city of Austin to get it's drinking water ... and with great amazement and concern his reply was....... .... ........"O my God Pauley..do they know that Bob peed in there ! ! "
DR PROWLER Prowler Junkie Posts: 4079 From: TORONTO,ONTARIO,CANADA Registered: JUL 2002	posted 06-14-2004 10:19 AM Didn't Bob only pee in the river where we went tubing? ------------------
TFischer Prowler Junkie Posts: 4913 From: Texas, USA Registered: MAR 2002	posted 06-14-2004 10:53 AM Those are great Ed!!! We have had a talk with Kristian and I don't think he will be doing that again any time soon - LOL T
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 06-14-2004 11:39 AM Those were all great Ed. I think we can add Mike Gatlin's remark during the raffle drawings - "I don't seem to be a winner tonite with these raffle tickets I'm holding,, that I bought at the 2003 Smokies event" Another Gatlin classic - someone during the raffle won a money clip with a watch embedded in it,,,,,Mike's comment: "Now you can see what time it is when you run out of money at the event"
DR PROWLER Prowler Junkie Posts: 4079 From: TORONTO,ONTARIO,CANADA Registered: JUL 2002	posted 06-15-2004 12:30 PM Talked with Ray Bartels from Houston and this one's really funny. Ray and Gail sit at the bar at the hotel and ask the bartender(whose back is turned towards them)for a drink. Nothing happens,so they ask again.Once again,nothing happens.By this time Ray is getting really upset with poor service. The person next to him turns around and says-You can yell all you want,but the guy id deaf. Nothing like having clear communication...
Top Kat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1386 From: Glen Allen, Va U S A Registered: OCT 2002	posted 06-18-2004 10:31 PM AC , I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard Jim
cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 From: Dallas, TX Registered: NOV 2000	posted 06-18-2004 11:40 PM Now all this is funny... But I think I have the best question yet................. Ask Roman if you can ask him a personal question.... JudyK's mom did and lets see if Roman will pipe up to it. Romam I love you but we have to draw a line.
DR PROWLER Prowler Junkie Posts: 4079 From: TORONTO,ONTARIO,CANADA Registered: JUL 2002	posted 06-19-2004 08:16 AM quote: Originally posted by cnote6: JudyK's mom did and lets see if Roman will pipe up to it. Not on your life! ------------------
meancat Prowler Junkie Posts: 3635 From: MODDERSVILLE, MICHIGAN Registered: AUG 2002	posted 06-19-2004 11:27 AM I've just found a lovely men's 2.235 karat diamond ring I wanted too buy, But I don't think I need another girl friend.(that was too funny) ------------------

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