posted 06-07-2004 04:20 PM         

"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would
have
a
seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the
world,
and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to
come
with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we
>haven't
been to together since we got married in 1967."

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone
else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."

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