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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 06-01-2004 10:51 PM There was a sheriff looking for a new deputy, and a Redneck went in to apply for the job. "OK," said the sheriff, "What is 1+1?" The redneck thought for a minute, and finally said, "11."The sheriff asked, "What two days of the week start with the letter T?" The redneck said, "That's easy, Today and Tomorrow." The sheriff said, "Now the last question, who killed Abraham Lincoln?" The redneck thought really hard, and at last said, "I don't know." The sheriff smiled and said, "Well, why don't you go home and work on that." So the redneck went home and his wife asked him how it went. The redneck replied, "Great! He already put me on a murder case!" ------------------ Current mods: Mopar dual exhaust & front mudflaps; MacMotorsports Air Intake; Real Rod Air Patrol; Graphics by Balistek Designs; ($8) Chrome grille; Chrome tire valve-stem covers; Painted rear bumper lettering; Prowler Pro Gears; Synthetic Oil; Raybestos Ceramic Brake Pads; TGF Door Panel Inserts & Headrest Covers; SheepskinExpress Sheepskin Seatcovers; Grille Light; Pinstriping by Bo Boring; Painted Valve Cover; Window Tinting; Windshield Visor Banner; Front Bumper Removal / Relocation of Front Turn Signal Lights; Real Rod Transmission Cooler Cover, Sill and Carper Covers, Aero Front Covers and Roadster Rear Pan, rear bumpers removed; rear mudflaps; painted calipers; Prowler Products by Gary Drilled Rotors, front and rear; Painted tach; Jay's Aluminum Billet Center Caps w/shimmers, Chrome Lugnuts and Chrome Radio Bezel Shimmer; Dash Rings; Windshield Wiper Arm Removal; Fender Trim; Speaker Replacement; Painted Plenum; Painted Radiator Crossmember; Painted Rear Mudflaps; Air Patrol graphics. More 'Pumpkin' photos . . . . . More cars and other stuff New pictures in Personal Scrapbook (02/23/03) "I may have to grow older, but I do not have to grow up!" "The Prowler is not a car to go from Point A to Point B. The Prowler is the Point!"
Dustis unregistered Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 06-02-2004 06:01 AM Looks like you guys met our local cop ! This message has been edited by Dustis on 06-02-2004 at 09:22 AM
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 06-02-2004 08:57 AM Norm - that is the same test that T-Rex Randall took to get his position in Texas
TLRandall Prowler Junkie Posts: 3855 From: Caldwell, Texas United States Registered: JUL 2002	posted 06-02-2004 09:39 AM And after 25 years, I'm still working that case!
GenoTex Prowler Junkie Posts: 8492 From: Oakfield, WI, USA Registered: MAR 2002	posted 06-03-2004 10:56 PM T-Rex... I think he hides out in the woods by Old Dime Box.... might wanna look there!

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