posted 05-29-2004 04:49 PM         

An Irish girl (was her name O'Brien???) went to London to work
as a secretary and began sending home money and gifts to her
parents. After a few years they asked her to come home for a visit, as her father was getting frail and elderly.

She pulled up to the family home in a Rolls royce and stepped out
wearing furs and diamonds. As she walked into the house her father said "Hmmmmmm seem to be paying secretaries awfully well in
London."

The girl took his hands and said, "Dad, I've been meaning to tell
you something for years but I didn't want to put it in a letter.. I
can't hide it from you any longer. I have become a prostitute."

Her father gasped, put his hand on his heart and keeled over. The
doctor was called but the old man had clearly lost the will to live.
He was put to bed and the priest was called.

As the priest began to administer the Last Rites, with the mother
and daughter weeping and wailing, the old man muttered weakly.
"I'm a goner, killed by me own daughter! Killed by the shame of what you've become."

"Please forgive me," his daughter sobbed, "I only wanted to have
nice things! I wanted to be able to send you money and the only
way I could do it was by becoming a prostitute."

Brushing the priest aside, the old man bolted upright in bed smiling.

"Did ye say prostitute?

posted 05-29-2004 11:06 PM         

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