Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 From: Marshall,Mo.65340 Registered: DEC 2002
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posted 05-18-2004 11:10 AM
Subject: FW: Know Your State Motto Alabama : Hell Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska : 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona : But It's A Dry Heat Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything California : By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda Colorado : If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother Connecticut : Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet Delaware : We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water Florida : Ask Us About Our Grandkids or We Don’t Count Chad! Georgia : We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism Hawaii : Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money) Idaho : More Than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good Illinois : Please Don't Pronounce the "S" Indiana : 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free Iowa : We Do Amazing Things With Corn Kansas : First Of The Rectangle States Kentucky : Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster Maryland : If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It Massachusetts : Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden 's (For Most Tax Brackets) Michigan : First Line Of Defense From The Canadians Minnesota : 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes Mississippi : Come And Feel Better About Your Own State Missouri : Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work Montana : Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else Nebraska : Ask About Our State Motto Contest Nevada : Hookers and Poker! New Hampshire : Go Away And Leave Us Alone New Jersey : You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here! New Mexico : Lizards Make Excellent Pets New York : You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney... North Carolina : Tobacco Is A Vegetable North Dakota : We Really Are One Of The 50 States! Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan Oklahoma : Like The Play, Only No Singing Oregon : Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner Pennsylvania : Cook With Coal Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island South Carolina : Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender South Dakota : Closer Than North Dakota Tennessee : The Educashun State Texas : Sí, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English) Utah : Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus Vermont : Yep Virginia : Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? Washington : Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers! Washington , D.C. : Wanna Be Mayor? West Virginia : One Big Happy Family...Really! Wisconsin : Come Cut The Cheese Wyoming : Where Men Are Men...And The Sheep Are Scared!
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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 From: Marshall,Mo.65340 Registered: DEC 2002
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posted 05-18-2004 05:14 PM
quote: Originally posted by ALLEY CAT: Bill - I thought Missouri's motto was:We live 364 days a year hoping we can defeat the Nebraska football team, lol. GO BIG RED
Please don't mention the Big Red. Almost as bad as KU in basketball. BOY!, MU is in deep doo-doo now with the NCAA.
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