posted 05-17-2004 10:06 AM         

A Texan was doing his Christmas shopping in downtown San Antonio.
He looked up at the top of a tall building and discovered a man
ready to jump!

"Stop," he yelled, "remember you're someone who has value!"
The man yelled back, "I just lost everything in the stock
market!"

"But remember you're important to your wife," yelled the Texan.
"She divorced me, took everything I had that was not in the
stock market."
"Your children, remember your children," yelled the Texan.
"They never call," said the man.
"Then your parents, remember your parents," yelled the Texan.
"Dead as doornails," said the man.

"Then remember the Alamo," yelled the Texan.
The man shouted, "What's the Alamo?"
The Texan replied, "Jump you Yankee!"

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Current mods: Mopar dual exhaust & front mudflaps; MacMotorsports Air Intake;
Real Rod Air Patrol; Graphics by Balistek Designs; ($8) Chrome grille; Chrome
tire valve-stem covers; Painted rear bumper lettering; Prowler Pro Gears; Synthetic
Oil; Raybestos Ceramic Brake Pads; TGF Door Panel Inserts & Headrest Covers;
SheepskinExpress Sheepskin Seatcovers; Grille Light; Pinstriping by Bo Boring;
Painted Valve Cover; Window Tinting; Windshield Visor Banner; Front Bumper
Removal / Relocation of Front Turn Signal Lights; Real Rod Transmission Cooler
Cover, Sill and Carper Covers, Aero Front Covers and Roadster Rear Pan, rear
bumpers removed; rear mudflaps; painted calipers; Prowler Products by Gary
Drilled Rotors, front and rear; Painted tach; Jay's Aluminum Billet Center Caps
w/shimmers, Chrome Lugnuts and Chrome Radio Bezel Shimmer; Dash Rings;
Windshield Wiper Arm Removal; Fender Trim; Speaker Replacement; Painted
Plenum; Painted Radiator Crossmember; Painted Rear Mudflaps; Air Patrol
graphics.

More 'Pumpkin' photos . . . . . More cars and other stuff

New pictures in Personal Scrapbook (02/23/03)

"I may have to grow older, but I do not have to grow up!"