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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 From: Marshall,Mo.65340 Registered: DEC 2002	posted 05-11-2004 05:22 PM > Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. > He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is > a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. > He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and > pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in is in > perfect > order, spotless clean. So is the rest of the house. > He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, > breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." > So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast > and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. > Marty asks, "Son, what > happened last night?" > His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and > delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave > yourself a > black eye when you stumbled into the door." > Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so > clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" > His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and > when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me > alone, I'm > married!" > > a self-induced hangover - $100.00 > broken furniture - $200.00 > breakfast $10.00 > saying the right thing - priceless. >
Marty Usher Prowler Junkie Posts: 13833 From: San Antonio, Texas Registered: JUN 2001	posted 05-11-2004 07:56 PM I hope Rebecca reads this one!
GenoTex Prowler Junkie Posts: 8492 From: Oakfield, WI, USA Registered: MAR 2002	posted 05-11-2004 11:43 PM I just wanna know how much you paid the Grey Ghost to change this to read "Marty"!
ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000	posted 05-11-2004 11:45 PM I thought all fairy tales started with "Once upon a time". lol
Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 From: Marshall,Mo.65340 Registered: DEC 2002	posted 05-12-2004 06:53 AM quote: Originally posted by GenoTex: I just wanna know how much you paid the Grey Ghost to change this to read "Marty"! Actually, that is how the joke came in an e-mail. I couldn't resist.

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