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Author | Topic: George Carlin |
Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 |
posted 04-22-2004 11:09 AM
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by George Carlin I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English. I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July. I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it. I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry *** if you're running I also think they have the right to pull your *** over if you're breaking I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again? If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American. |
WildCat Prowler Junkie Posts: 6862 |
posted 04-22-2004 11:59 AM
I always liked George |
BeWare Prowler Junkie Posts: 18511 |
posted 04-22-2004 03:51 PM
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Thunder Prowler Junkie Posts: 456 |
posted 04-22-2004 04:12 PM
Right On George.... |
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 04-22-2004 10:38 PM
George RULES,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, |
TLRandall Prowler Junkie Posts: 3855 |
posted 04-23-2004 09:01 AM
I bet BT 161 thinks he's a moron also! ------------------ This message has been edited by TLRandall on 04-23-2004 at 09:01 AM |
jmcant1 Prowler Junkie Posts: 1037 |
posted 04-23-2004 01:32 PM
Just for the record. George denies writing this as well as some other things that pop up on the internet attributed to him. George Carlin's web site - look in the upper right hand corner... |
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