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Bcoffman Gray Ghost
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From: Marshall,Mo.65340
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posted 04-22-2004 11:09 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bcoffman Gray Ghost     

YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
by George Carlin



I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level
governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart
American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not
entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than
working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put
your pansy *** through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be
enlightened.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they
want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry
Springer.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when
I'm freezing my *** off during these long winters and paying, paying,
paying?

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the
desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or
been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up
already.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson
practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem
and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry *** if you're running
from them.

I also think they have the right to pull your *** over if you're breaking
the law, regardless of what color you are.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you
deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the
next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap
or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people
should be targets.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two
parents.

And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.
We need our country back!


WildCat
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posted 04-22-2004 11:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for WildCat     
I always liked George


BeWare
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posted 04-22-2004 03:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BeWare     


Thunder
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posted 04-22-2004 04:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Thunder     
Right On George....


ALLEY CAT
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posted 04-22-2004 10:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ALLEY CAT     
George RULES,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


TLRandall
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posted 04-23-2004 09:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for TLRandall     
I bet BT 161 thinks he's a moron also!

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This message has been edited by TLRandall on 04-23-2004 at 09:01 AM

jmcant1
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posted 04-23-2004 01:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jmcant1     
Just for the record. George denies writing this as well as some other things that pop up on the internet attributed to him.

George Carlin's web site - look in the upper right hand corner...

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