posted 04-17-2004 10:58 AM         

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
everyone inside dies. There's a bright flash of light abd everyone finds
themself in front of their Maker. Because of the grief they have
experienced he decides to grant them one wish each before they enter
Paradise.

So the people get all lined up, and God asks the first one what their wish
is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous, too."

Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a
while but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line
starts laughing. When there are only ten people left this guy is rolling
on the floor laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy
eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again."