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Gary C Prowler Junkie Posts: 12017 |
posted 03-09-2004 05:40 PM
Austin Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket. Beaumont Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University. Borger It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind. Clarendon It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster. Dallas It's illegal to possess realistic dildos. El Paso Churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad depots, and saloons are required to provide spittoons "of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them." Houston Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday. It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday. Galveston It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays. Jasper Dogs must be on a leash at ALL times. Fine of 100 dollars. LeFors It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing. Lubbock County It is illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol - including alcohol in someone else's blood stream. Mesquite It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts. Port Arthur Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator. Richardson It is now illegal to place a "for sale" sign on a car if it visible from the street. It is illegal to do "U Turns". San Antonio It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands. It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo. Temple No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square. You can ride your horse in the saloon. Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot. Texarkana Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights. |
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DR PROWLER Prowler Junkie Posts: 4079 |
posted 03-10-2004 09:55 AM
So the bottom line is.....as soon as you walk out your front door,you get arrested for something. Some funny stuff... |
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Steve T Prowler Junkie Posts: 1038 |
posted 03-11-2004 05:20 PM
"Dallas It's illegal to possess realistic dildos." At first I thought the Mayor of Dallas might be in trouble but then I realized that her city council is made up of REAL pricks |
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YellowFever unregistered Posts: 1038 |
posted 03-11-2004 05:56 PM
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