Posts: 2418
From: Marshall,Mo.65340
Registered: DEC 2002

posted 03-09-2004 04:33 PM         

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A group of Kentucky friends went
deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the
hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point
buck. "Where's Bubba?" the others asked.

"Bubba had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the
trail," the successful hunter replied.

"You left Bubba laying out there and carried the deer back?" they
inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to
steal Bubba!
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Regarding the year 2000, a senior at U of K was overheard saying ...
"when the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Kentucky." When
asked why, he stated that everything happens here 20 years later than
the rest of the civilized world.
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The young Kentuckian came running into the store and said to his
buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking
lot!"

Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?" The young Kentuckian
answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
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NEWS FLASH! - Lexington, KY ----- Kentucky's worst air disaster
occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two
University of Kentucky students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today
in Lexington.
Kentucky search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and
expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening. The
pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.
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A Kentucky State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-71. The trooper
asked, "Got any ID?"
Bubba replied, "Bout whut?
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