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ed monahan
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posted 02-14-2004 11:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ed monahan     
When everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven, God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women.
Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."
With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines.The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!
Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
And the man replied,
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"I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."



MIKE GATLIN
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posted 02-15-2004 08:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MIKE GATLIN     
Ed, I love the way you tell that story! There just is no replacement for experience!
Clever the way you changed that last line from "Sandy told me to stand here!"

This message has been edited by MIKE GATLIN on 02-15-2004 at 08:46 AM

ed monahan
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posted 02-15-2004 11:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ed monahan     
Thanks Mike. lol. I guess you figured out how pushy Sandy is. lol


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