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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 |
posted 02-09-2004 08:16 AM
> Thoughts for Your Day > > > > > > > > > 13. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. > > > > > > 12. Life is sexually transmitted. > > > > > > 11. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one > > > can die. > > > > > > 10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him > > > without an erection make him a sandwich! > > > > > > 9. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a > > > person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for > > > weeks. > > > > > > 8. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for > > > anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see > > > one tumble down the stairs. > > > > > > 7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in > > > hospitals dying of nothing. > > > > > > 6. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. > > > > > > 5.All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no > > > attention to criticism. > > > > > > 4. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred > > > dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? > > > > > > 3. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now > > > the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. > > > > > > 2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. > > > I have come to realize that it bears a very close > > > resemblance to the first. > > > > > > AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: You read about all these > > > Terrorists most of them came here legally, but they hung > > > around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 > > > years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days > > > late with a video and those people are all over you. I think > > > we should put Blockbuster in charge of immigration. |
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Gary C Prowler Junkie Posts: 12017 |
posted 02-09-2004 09:48 AM
There are some great points,,,,,,, |
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 |
posted 02-09-2004 07:53 PM
Some pretty good ones in that list. Thanks. Whenever I get a burst of energy I lie down until it passes. |
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