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Topic: Hard to Believe
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YellowFever unregistered Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001
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posted 02-04-2004 09:57 AM
Pfizer Corp is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use "as is", or as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims: "It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one." Obviously we can no longer call this a "soft drink."This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name: "Mount And Do"
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Bob Miller Prowler Junkie Posts: 4576 From: Alexandria, Virginian USA Registered: OCT 2003
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posted 02-04-2004 11:40 AM
I like that. Reminds me last Sunday I watched the game at a buddies house and I dropped my keys on the way out the door. When I bent over to pick them up, my friend's wife says "Oh Bob, you better not bend over like that when Jim (my friend) is around." Without missing a beat I said, "Did you slip him some more Viagra?" He was pissed!
This message has been edited by Bob Miller on 02-04-2004 at 11:40 AM
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Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 From: Sedalia Mo USA Registered: MAY 2003
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posted 02-04-2004 03:06 PM
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