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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 |
posted 01-25-2004 06:19 AM
Top Eight Morons of 2003
AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months,
Police in Oakland, California spent two hours WHAT WAS PLAN B??? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnaped a THE GETAWAY! A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop, and
Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery
A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is
In Modesto, California, Steven Richard King was
Last summer, It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.
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Bob Miller Prowler Junkie Posts: 4576 |
posted 01-25-2004 07:33 AM
The thing I find frightening is that all of these "morons" are MEN! |
YellowFever unregistered Posts: 4576 |
posted 01-25-2004 08:20 AM
While the one about the boat with the trailer is funny, stop and think for a moment. How could this be done? Obviously, to get the boat into the water, the vehicle would need to back the boat (and trailer) into the water. Then what? Unhitch the boat, drive away, then get in the boat to drive it? Now we are getting into the farfetched area. First, they would have to raise the trailer off the hitch, then drive away. So it couldn't just be accidental. This takes the accident part out of the equation, by itself. There are other things wrong with this folklore too. The tongue of the trailer typically sticks out quite a bit in front. This would make the front of the boat nose down quite a bit. The post where the winch is, in alot of cases, taller then the bow section of the boat. They wouldn't notice or question this? Some folks, don't tie down the back end of the trailer (we never did) so the trailer would just drop down here. If you know anything about boats and trailers, you know there are a whole host of other things that make this almost impossible to do unless intentionally done. While a cute story, I seriously doubt if this ever happened. |
GRROWL Prowler Junkie Posts: 2404 |
posted 01-25-2004 08:29 AM
quote: No, the first time I heard the one about the boat, it was a "blonde" joke. -GRROWL (The others were cute) |
CTProwler Prowler Junkie Posts: 3915 |
posted 01-25-2004 09:10 AM
I have a boat and find it impossible. Like you said most people don't tie down the back. If you did, you would see the straps on the sides. I was laughing at all of them, trying to figure out how anyone could be "that" stupid. ------------------ |
Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 |
posted 01-25-2004 10:11 AM
quote: My thought is that it is not politically correct to joke about women. So the only ones left to make fun of are MEN. Our modern society. |
YellowFever unregistered Posts: 2418 |
posted 01-25-2004 10:42 AM
quote: Partially correct. Only white middle age men are acceptable to make fun of these days it seems. Everyone else is tooooo sensitive....... |
Gary C Prowler Junkie Posts: 12017 |
posted 01-25-2004 12:52 PM
Now everyone knows why the Cleverley's moved back to Indy.
thanks BGG ------------------ contact Bill Pemberton at Woodhouse |
cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 |
posted 01-25-2004 04:14 PM
They were great, I think the first one was the best. |
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