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Topic:   Aging with a smile

Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 From: Marshall,Mo.65340 Registered: DEC 2002

posted 01-24-2004 06:43 AM          > >Aging WITH A SMILE.. > > > > > > Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old ... > > > as long as she buys him a few drinks first. > > > > > > My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. > > > Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be. > > > > > > Know how to prevent sagging? > > > Just eat till the wrinkles fill out. > > > > > > I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it. > > > > > > I'm getting into swing dancing. > > > Not on purpose some parts of my body are just prone to swinging. > > > > > > It's scary when you start making the same noises as your > > > coffeemaker. > > > > > > I think I've reached my sexpiration date. > > > > > > People our age can still enjoy an active, passionate sex life! > > > Provided we get cable or that dish thing. > > > > > > The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at > > > our boobs. The bad news is they have to squat down first. > > > > > > These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For > > > fast relief." > > > > > > I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for women my age.. > > > But they haven't made one called "Buns of Putty." > > > > > > Don't let aging get you down...It's too hard to get back up. > > > > > > Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, > > You grow old because you stop laughing

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