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GenoTex Prowler Junkie Posts: 8492 From: Oakfield, WI, USA Registered: MAR 2002	posted 01-23-2004 01:38 PM FW: 25 WAYS TO TELL IF YOU'RE TRAILER TRASH 1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse. 2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. 5. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people." 6. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. 7. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey y'all watch this." 8. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. 9. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. 10. Your junior prom had a daycare. 11. You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen, start your engines." 12. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. 13. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it. 14. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. 15. One of your kids was born on a pool table. 16. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. 17. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it. 18. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. 19. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. 20. Somebody hollers "Hoe Down" and your girlfriend hits the floor. 21. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side. 22. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart. 23. Your working T.V. sits on top of your non-working T V. 24. Your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home. 25. You missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 01-23-2004 02:08 PM Number one--will check may teeth. Well maybe tooth. ------------------ Current mods: Mopar dual exhaust & front mudflaps; MacMotorsports Air Intake; Real Rod Air Patrol; Graphics by Balistek Designs; ($8) Chrome grille; Chrome tire valve-stem covers; Painted rear bumper lettering; Prowler Pro Gears; Synthetic Oil; Raybestos Ceramic Brake Pads; TGF Door Panel Inserts & Headrest Covers; SheepskinExpress Sheepskin Seatcovers; Grille Light; Pinstriping by Bo Boring; Painted Valve Cover; Window Tinting; Windshield Visor Banner; Front Bumper Removal / Relocation of Front Turn Signal Lights; Real Rod Transmission Cooler Cover, Sill and Carper Covers, Aero Front Covers and Roadster Rear Pan, rear bumpers removed; rear mudflaps; painted calipers; Prowler Products by Gary Drilled Rotors, front and rear; Painted tach; and Jay's Aluminum Billet Center Caps w/shimmers, Chrome Lugnuts and Chrome Radio Bezel Shimmer, Dash Rings, Windshield Wiper Arm Removal, Fender Trim and Speaker Replacement. More 'Pumpkin' photos . . . . . More cars and other stuff New pictures in Personal Scrapbook (02/23/03) "I may have to grow older, but I do not have to grow up!"
DR PROWLER Prowler Junkie Posts: 4079 From: TORONTO,ONTARIO,CANADA Registered: JUL 2002	posted 01-23-2004 02:20 PM quote: Originally posted by pumpkin: [BNumber one--will check may teeth. Well maybe tooth. [/B] So,does that mean you're from Arkansas?
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 01-23-2004 02:36 PM quote: Originally posted by DR PROWLER: So,does that mean you're from Arkansas? Well not really, but from Michigan.But my first wife, her great uncle had a adopted boy who had to marry his grand daughter because he messed around with his second cousin pet dog. Now he was from Arkcansaw. Down the road from Icansee. This message has been edited by pumpkin on 01-23-2004 at 02:40 PM
DR PROWLER Prowler Junkie Posts: 4079 From: TORONTO,ONTARIO,CANADA Registered: JUL 2002	posted 01-23-2004 02:41 PM quote: Originally posted by pumpkin: Well not really, but from Michigan.But my first wife, her great uncle had a adopted boy who had to marry his grand daughter because he messed around with his second cousin pet dog. Now he was from Arkcansaw. Down the road from Icansee. I'm speechless!
ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000	posted 01-23-2004 03:13 PM Geno, there are a couple of real classics in that mix. Very good post.

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