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pumpkin
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posted 01-23-2004 01:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     
*STOCKS TO WATCH IN 2004*

Watch for these consolidations in 2004 and make yourself a
bundle.

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and
W.R.Grace Co. will merge and become...... Hale,Mary,Fuller,Grace.

2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces
and become........Polly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as.......
MMMGood.

4. Zippo Mfg., Audi Motor Car, Dofasco and Dakota Mining will
merge to become, of course....... ZipAudiDoDa.

5. Federal Express is expected to join its major competitor,
UPS, and consolidate as......... FedUP

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will
become..... Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become....
Poupon Pants

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the Nat'l Org. of Women will become....
Knott NOW!

9. Mobile Oil is purchasing what is left of Enron and will be
known as MORON

10. I also heard a rumor that supermarket chains Stop&Shop and A&P will
merge soon to become Stop&P.

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GenoTex
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posted 01-23-2004 01:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for GenoTex     


DR PROWLER
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posted 01-23-2004 03:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for DR PROWLER     
i can just imagine a broker trying to sell these companies' stocks to potential buyers...


YELLER CAT
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posted 01-23-2004 04:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for YELLER CAT     
Pumpkin
That's a great one!

Thanks!!

Nancy & Jay

MIKE GATLIN
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posted 01-23-2004 04:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MIKE GATLIN     
Thanks alot, I bought the 1st 3 before I realized it was a joke!


christina
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posted 01-23-2004 08:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for christina     
Don't play with me, I know nothing about stocks!! lol


Lone Ranger
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