|
ProwlerOnline, Plymouth/Chrysler Prowler Discussion Forum
Off Topic Nothing personal now! (Page 2) UBBFriend: Email This Page to Someone!
profile | register | preferences | faq | search
|
This topic is 2 pages long: 1 2 This topic was originally posted in this forum: Tires, Rims Discusssion |
Author | Topic: Nothing personal now! |
Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 |
posted 01-23-2004 10:28 AM
An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says, "'Bout what?" _____
"Jes' some chickens." "If I guesses how many they is, kin I have one?" "Shoot, if ya guesses right, I'll give you both of 'em!" "OK. Ummmmm...five?" _____
"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?" "Shucks, don't you fellers still have those big red trucks?" _____
_____
Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive." The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?" After a long pause, Bubba said, "How 'bout I drag her over to Oak Street and _____
Q: What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi? _____
_____
_____
_____
_____
|
cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 |
posted 01-23-2004 10:44 AM
LOL... |
Bob Miller Prowler Junkie Posts: 4576 |
posted 01-23-2004 10:50 AM
Very funny and I have kin (relatives) living in KY!!! |
Gary C Prowler Junkie Posts: 12017 |
posted 01-23-2004 10:58 AM
Tennessee State Lottery.... thanks for the laughs ------------------ contact Bill Pemberton at Woodhouse |
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 |
posted 01-23-2004 11:47 AM
great ones. ------------------ More 'Pumpkin' photos . . . . . More cars and other stuff New pictures in Personal Scrapbook (02/23/03) |
CTProwler Prowler Junkie Posts: 3915 |
posted 01-23-2004 01:05 PM
------------------ |
DR PROWLER Prowler Junkie Posts: 4079 |
posted 01-23-2004 02:31 PM
I can't stop laughing,can you imagine someone actually thinking those up... We could do a Canadian version one of these days( as long as no one gets offended) |
Gary C Prowler Junkie Posts: 12017 |
posted 01-23-2004 03:35 PM
An American is having his (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Canadian man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the Canadian who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. Canadian: "You American folk eat the whole bread?" American (in a bad mood): "Of course." Canadian: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't. In Canada, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to America." The Canadian has a smirk on his face. The American listens in silence. The Canadian persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??" American: "Of Course." Canadian: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In Canada we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds,and left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to America." The American then asks: "Do you have sex in Canada?" Canadian: "Why of course we do", the Canadian says with a big smirk. American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" Canadian: "We throw them away, of course." |
DR PROWLER Prowler Junkie Posts: 4079 |
posted 01-23-2004 03:40 PM
So much for that piece of gum in my mouth... |
Gary C Prowler Junkie Posts: 12017 |
posted 01-23-2004 03:55 PM
Three men were traveling in Europe and happened to meet at a bar in London. One man was from England, one from France and one from Canada. They got acquainted and started talking about their problems with their wives. The guy from England began by saying: "I told my wife in no uncertain terms that from now on she would have to do her own cooking. Well - the first day after I told her, I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But on the third day when I came home from work, the table was set, a wonderful dinner was prepared with wine and even dessert." Then the man from France spoke up: "I sat my wife down and told her, that from now on she would have to do her own shopping, and also do the cleaning. The first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But on the third day when I came home, the whole house was spotless, and in the pantry the shelves were filled with groceries. The fellow from Canada was married to an enlightened woman from Saskatchewan. He sat up straight on the bar stool, pushed out his chest and said: "I gave my wife a stern look and told her, that from now on she would have to do the cooking, shopping and housecleaning. Well the first day I saw nothing. The second day I still saw nothing. But on the third day, I could see a little bit out of my left eye. |
ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 |
posted 01-23-2004 03:55 PM
Do you know what it says on the bottom of a Coke bottle in Ky? "Open other end". |
DR PROWLER Prowler Junkie Posts: 4079 |
posted 01-23-2004 04:06 PM
You gotta watch those tough Saskatchewan women... |
Bob Miller Prowler Junkie Posts: 4576 |
posted 01-23-2004 04:17 PM
Excerpts from a Tennessee Engineering Exam 1. At a reduction in gene pool variability rate of 7.5% per generation, how long will it take a town that has been bypassed by the interstate to breed a country-western singer? 2. A man owns a Tennessee house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man has 5 children. Can each of the children place a mobile home on the man's land? 3. If your uncle builds a still that operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of shine per hour, how many car radiators are necessary to condense the product? 4. A woodcutter has a chain saw that operates at 2700 rpm. The density of the pine trees in a plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Budweisers will it take to cut the trees? 5. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard? 66 Ford Fairlane, 69 Chevrolet Chevelle, 64 Pontiac GTO. |
This topic is 2 pages long: 1 2 All times are CT (US) | This is an ARCHIVED topic. You may not reply to it! |
All material contained herein, Copyright 2000 - 2012 ProwlerOnline.com
Powered by Infopop www.infopop.com © 2000
E-Innovations, LP
Ultimate Bulletin Board 5.45c