posted 01-05-2004 05:35 PM         

Women:

Women have strengths that amaze men.
They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.
Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a friend after a snowy drive home. They are childcare workers, executives, attorneys, stay-at-home moms, bikers, babes, & your neighbors.
They wear suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms. They fight for what they believe in and they stand up against injustice. They walk and talk the extra mile to get their children in the right schools and to get their family the right health care. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
Women are honest, loyal and forgiving. They are smart, knowing that
knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point.
Women want to be the best for their family & their friends and themselves.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they
think there is no strength left. They drive, fly, walk, run or
e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!
Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope.
They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family
and friends and all they want back is a hug, a smile
and for you to do the same to people you come in contact with.

MEN:

Men are good at lifting heavy stuff and killing bugs.

posted 01-05-2004 08:19 PM         

Male/Female Prayers

FEMALE PRAYER: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, one who's handsome, smart and strong, one who loves to listen long, one who thinks before he speaks, one who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send Me a man who'll make love to my mind, knows what the answer is to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, and never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen.

MALE PRAYER: I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with perky boobs who owns a liquor store. Amen.

posted 01-06-2004 08:12 PM         

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I sometimes do things around the house and just last week bought my wife some new paint brushes. We're not all bad!

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